Saturday, April 17, 2010
NEWS FLASH......Obama has secret stash of nukes!!!!!
I certainly would never have believed this had I not seen if for myself. We already knew that he's a sneaky and nefarious dude....but, this really takes the cake. Further proof of the horrid truth of my discovery was offered when, as I attempted to photograph the stock-pile, I was approached by a very menacing dude about 6'6, who informed me in no uncertain terms that I COULD NOT photograph there. Well, being a good tea-bagger, I whipped my little camera out as soon as he turned his back and gathered the irrefutable evidence that we are being duped......again.
Where does this end? First a foreign-born MUSLIM manages to sneak into the White House, then we find out that he's waaaay too intelligent to be a real president....at least, going by the norm we have become accustomed to....and now we find out that, he's pulling the biggest switch and bait scheme in history.
Beam me up, Scottie. I am ready........
Uh, Scottie......? Are you there?
GET ME OUTTA HERE.......NOW!!!!!!