Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Where the Dogs Go.....

Well, I tried and tried, but I just cannot seem to find out who said, "If they don't let dogs into Heaven, then I want to go where they do."  It might have been Mark Twain, but I don't know that for sure.  What I CAN tell you is that this is how I feel, and have all of my life.  I am a confirmed dog-lover, admirer, protector, and so I suppose my fate is sealed.  Fine; so be it.

So, I thought I would put this offer out there and see if it has any takers:  on December 21st, 2012, apparently some serious changes are planned.  It could even be that the oft-mentioned 'Rapture' will be happening.  If that is the case, I am already planning to stay behind, and I believe I have all the necessary qualifications to do that.

So, if you are one of those people who will be, uh, 'headed UP', I just wanted to offer to take care of your car after you leave.  If you drop your keys and signed title in the mail to me, I promise I will come pick-up your car and take care of it as if it were my own.  Now, of course, I could be swamped with requests to do this, so I may have to create a small waiting list....but, if your car has a name like PORSCHE, FERRARI, McCLAREN, LAMBORGHINI, etc. I will do what I can to get to it as soon as humanly possible.  NO TOYOTAS PLEASE!!                                                                                                                

I promise, I will take care of your exotic sports car as if it were my own.

Thanks for letting me be of some use in these difficult times.

(psst...if you have a car like one of those mentioned above....you probably don't have to worry about going 'up' either....I just thought it was worth a try.)


Teresa Evangeline said...

So, what happens when a "neighbor" wants to "borrow" your new Ferrari? Oh, that's right, you've got that covered, too : )

Anonymous said...

My VW is all yours. The emergency bible is in the back by the spare tire.